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Hi I'm Jessica. I like the internet.

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

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curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

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rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

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Anonymous asked: If a girl called you daddy would you be turned on?

officialnorthamerica:

I’m 16, sometimes the wind blowing turns me on

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robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

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10knotes:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

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